Caleb Moore

"Voted the best tattoo shop in TuLsa. Real artist doing real work."

"Carrie underwood sucks"

"Super slow and keep getting excuses. It's a weeknight and its been almost an hour since we got here and still no food"

"Hipsters smell like old cheese"

"It's really not cool to check into my home. Going to have to report you."

"The pastor is really good but he looks like he is 12"