Caitlin Caudle

"Be careful, cops like to hide out at the gas station after it closes and clock people."

"If you want a good time, knock on 15 and ask for the password."

"The wooden plate IS an individual plate, not just a chopstick holder. Designed to look like a geisha's sandal."

"The guys who live here are total tools. Especially Jackson Weikel."

"Best food I've had in this part of the state. Don't miss out! (my favorite is the firecracker chicken!)"