Cactus Hayes

"The staff at this location were exceptionally nice. Everyone here can suck it."

"The egg sandwich comes with a side of staunch God n' country backwoods conservat... I mean hashbrowns."

"Found this chair here, sitting inconspicuously in an alleyway. I sat on it for a moment. It was comfortable. If it is still here in the future, give it a moment of your time. :)"

"One of the few places where you can walk in with with all your possessions in a Crown Royal bag and it serves to help you blend into the crowd."

"Came on a Friday night. They played the LOUDEST music I ever heard. Ever. Like OSHA violation loud. The silverware was shaking. Literally took our food to go. I almost had a seizure. Try the maduros."

"Came upon this hidden spot in the middle of the woods while on a hike. Found an active water fountain and a golfer foraging in its natural habitat. So majestic!"