Bethany Zentgraf

"Hey Brad. Call me cheap one more fucking time, I dare you. That's a new low, even for you. I didn't even make this, asshole."

"It's actually my cool workplace."

"That's creepy"

"Even if someone takes over the Mayorship ahemcough... Bradaniel...I will still rule. FOREVER."

"check out both Potomac Overlooks. The views are especially good in the fall when the leaves are off the trees."

"Do it sideways"