Byron Pront

"Ms piggy fig was worth the money and i am a cheap bastard"

"Purchase cookies here and consume them with vim"

"Graham crackers... Just do it"

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the dollar stores where things are actually a dollar."

"Buy food here. It's cheap"

"Moles rule. I am way into them. Gonna try the cricket tacos next time. Also getting dessert next time"