Brandon Burns

"Everything is terrible. The food gets a zero, and the service gets -1000 points. There are so many bad reviews on Foursquare, how it got an 8.9 is beyond me. The algorithm must be broken. ABORT!!"

"Literally everything, particularly the fried cod, fried sardines, stewed goat, and octopus rice"

"This place is terrible. Based on the good reviews, maybe it was good in the past, but it's certainly awful now. All the mains were dry, the sides were bland, and the service was bare-minimum. Shame!"

"Go. Now. Most under-rated bar in Nola. Music is insane. Funk, funk, funk!"

"Morning flight? Breakfast tacos @ The Salt Lick (across from gate 12). Eat before boarding to avoid jealous rage on plane."

"Hottest (hipstery) guys sf has to offer."