Joe H

"Their customer service is awful. Go to Lowe's."

"It's berry boring here when no one's around."

"I am the king of shit mountain."

"This is no zoo."

"Chad hangs out in the backyard unassumingly and chain smoking nats. Talk to him, he's a fuggin sweetheart."

"The lady here is a bully. The guy's a sexy grisly bear!"