Bugs

"They charge 50 cents for tap water. After I just paid $6 for a sandwich, I find it incredibly tacky to charge for a water."

"Sit in the second seat in the forth row. Trust me."

"It's moist."

"The door DOES in fact open."

"Go to Taco Town instead!! This food suckkkkkkkssssss!!"

"Be sure to replace the toilet paper. Also, if you're a drag queen, don't wipe your makeup all over the fresh white towels."