Bud Curtis

"Nice men's boots"

"The power outlets in the kids area aren't even wired to anything and thus don't work. Be nice if they did."

"Best bacon avocado burger in town. Real avocado and not just guac."

"There is a voice box you can speak into on the bottom level of the ice castle to someone listening at the other end between the bow of the fishing ship and open bumpy slide near the center of the play"

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