Tonya

"Standing behind two assholes trying to sound important by discussing their "high stress jobs omgggg" is enough to almost make you jump out of line for your free soda (thanks regal points). *almost"

"Don't get drunk at work luncheon."

"Raises for everyone, except for you know who"

"A must for soulless capitalist swine!"

"The veggie gyro is top notch. Get it, eat it, make love in your mouth with it."

"Never boast about how you've had authentic Canadian poutine from Hamilton when you're girlfriend is sitting right next to you."