Bshark Andrews

"10 "no laptop" signs in a Sunday after school has started. Time for me to find a new joint. This is ridiculous"

"Never. Again."

"Great pie, just above average chai, open to midnight only on weekends."

"Don't look down and if you're a car driving on the two-lane side at night, don't be an ass and do keep your eyes on the road."

"Beware of three tweens and an old man in preppie gear. They look back at the people they're blocking then sit anyway"

"Incredible views, expensive internet and parking. Pool was never available for me to work out I'm my four day stay - a "spill" had occurred"