Bryce Hedges

"Evidently you can only smoke in your car with the windows up here"

"Watch out for runty dogs underfoot, they're cute but toats sneak up on you"

"Chillin with trixie the eagle is the bomb"

"Wasnt aware that mud pie blizzards had chocolate chunks in them"

"This place has homeless men spitting everywhere and no milkshakes"

"Try for a long nap on the couch to avoid the golf channel."