Bryce Burgess

"The employees eat the leftovers on the tables. It's grossly hilarious how they flock like vultures. Also one time they had epic ostrich races on the dining room."

"Like totally get the tacos if you uh like tacos I guess"

"The hippies here smell. Food is meh"

"I couldn't find their migrant workers anywhere? So the coupon they gave me was useless"

"Mad decent yo!!! Like it be craZZZy good dawg!!"

"There is semen everywhere"