Bryan Jackson

"If the self-checkout stations are all full, don't try to bring your shopping cart through the wrong way because you are lazy...! Dumb!"

"The drive thru is cool. They have a machine that automatically picks the correct size cup and fills them up."

"I love how they put a paper on the floorboard so they don't track in dirt, yet their uniforms are dirty and oily...!?"

"The Service Center has a banner that says "We fix it right the FIRST time!" We've been here three times now with two different Sonatas..."

"Ladies, ask for Tod!Gentlemen, ask for Tiera!! Nobody will be disappointed!!"

"May I visit your G Spot?"