Chris Payne

"Don't joke on Facebook that you just got married here."

"Be wary of searching for balls put of bounds. The woods are full of stinging nettles!"

"Peanut butter bacon burger. Mmmmmm."

"Rewards accuracy more than power."

"Excellent tap selection. If you find yourself ordering a Mac and Jacks, it's time to step up your game. If you find yourself ordering a Coors, it's time to move to Pullman."

"If you are thinking this is that awesome little place on Ena Road, or even its glory-day incarnation from Kalakaua, no. The only things in common are the name and long line."