Brittany Hummel

"Once you go shellac you never go back"

"TIMMY SAUCE."

"$2.00 microbrews, ALL THE TIME. Drink a bunch of 'em."

"After eating and drinking your way through Brooklyn/Westmorland/Sellwood, you should probably stop by the gym."

"His name isn't Bob."

"If you go between the hours of 1:00 and 3:00am, there is a good chance they will be out of everything but the steak sandwich. Order the steak sandwich."