Sven

"Try the tartare de bœf"

"Slow service, underwhelming food."

"Service is very slow. Even less than half full, it took 40 minutes to get a main course (which was dry from the heat lamp), and another 30 minutes for an underwhelming slice of cheese cake. Avoid."

"Try the ramen!"

"Best ice cream in town, always new and interesting flavors"

"The toilets are a hole in the ground. Good luck."