Brian Tolley

"Stare at the carpet in the room, it helps cure a hangover."

"The rat has better hours than the mouse. If you want to see Remy, he only works Monday to Saturday from lunch until early dinner. Poor Mickey has to work all day every day."

"Don't get behind the foreign guy who missed his flight the day before and needs to completely rebook everything at the counter. It may take a while."

"To quote Janet Jackson, "Nasty""

"Parking situation sucks if you haven't researched it in advance! No public pay parking anywhere near the stadium, so plan for it or suck up the multi mile walk in."

"Wait until the very last moment and stop dead center, leaning on your buggy (therefore blocking the entry) before you try to get out your membership card."