Brian Martin

"Any bar the owner takes free shots with me is a great bar."

"Worst customer service ever. We have had to come here 4 weeks straight to get our car fixed."

"It isn't horrible, but it isn't good, either."

"This isn't the pizza place I told you about. You have to go to Toms and get the combo sandwich (sausage/roast beef). Do ittttt!!!"

"Maid rarely cleans. Build a TP bridge."

"Go the right direction or you will be on the train for awhile."