Brian Kauth

"The Mike & Ikes in the 6th floor vending machine of CalTrans are petrified. They could be decades old."

"$3.50 for a 24oz PBR. Best deal in town."

"Try the stout! It's delicious!"

"The duck fat fries are delicious! Curry ketchup is one of the best sauces."

"Don't speed in my hood. The cops will be on you like white on rice."