Brian Hernalsteen

"So take off all yo clothes"

"Look for Sam! Best pour man in the bunch. Great beers, great hangout."

"Oh I'll leave a tip alright...great company, world's worst dog."

"The bartender here is attractive."

"That Heather girl is hooooooootttttttttt..."

"If you become a member, you get to take home a penguin. Also, you get to ride the sharks. With an underwater jetpack."