Brian Hukill

"Photo of yourself on membership card. Seriously? What year is this!?! They can do better"

"What's with all the hating on the staff?"

"Make sure to take a deep breath through your nose when you first walk in the door!! Aaaaaa!!"

"Beer glass of the month. Come here 4 times in a month and collect a set!"

"Bring beer to ingratiate yourself to the hosts"