Brian Faupel

"Buy a place here at your own risk."

"The mannequins here are sassy as hell!"

"Chow mein and orange chicken is FTW."

"Get the dolphin pillow."

"I got a haircut here and it cost me $35. I went to mastercuts 50 feet away and got the same quality for $16. Never again."

"The Saint-Feuillien is the greatest Abbey Beer ever."