Brian Caldwell

"Grab a tall bottle of the Mexican coke for the perfect meat complement"

"Monks Blood is totally awesome, when they have it."

"Try the Holiday Spice beer today. Strong and awesome!"

"Take a flying lesson. Fly a Cessna 152 over to Half Moon Bay and practice touch and go landings."

"Climb the 5.11 b/c in the back corner (on the same rope as the green 5.10 d) TWICE in a row. Lap it, baby!"