Brian Barnum

"Try the Shiner red bird! It's brewed with grapefruit and is delicious."

"Try your sandwich L.B.I!"

"You little slut! Try it!"

"Get a mango. The ripe ones will smell sweet and ooze juices out of the stem!"

"Cookies and beer. There's a really hot girl that works here too. My Acoustic crush!!!"

"Pinball! Family guy pinball is kinda lame tho."