Brian Atwood

"Look out for a grey pick-up. The owner drives around aimlessly and checks in to whatever's closest."

"Everyone here seems to have B.O."

"Did Jerry V. check in to his bowl of cereal and his carpet and at LEAST on of his cats first?"

"30 minutes...and STILL waiting for apps. This place has MAYBE 20 people in it."

"Hide in the bushes so Jerry doesn't get pissed"

"Don't mind all the hipsters that hang out here and ruin the atmosphere. They really have no place else to go."