Brian

"Simple math: two 5's are still a 10. Best you can do here"

"DJ Trinidad sucks! Worst transitions between songs that are completely different vibes and everyone stands on the dance floor like wtf just happened. Fun crowd, good music, just bad DJ"

"Slowest check out lines ever...consistently"

"Shittiest gym I've been too. I had better equipment in my garage in college."

"The USC student section is just EXTRAordinary"

"Wow garlic fries are AMAZING"