brettmojo

"Watch out for broken glass and rusted out cans all over the island."

"Yeah... Stoppers are illegal in NY."

"Be careful if you park in front because the little red neck kids like to throw rocks at each other."

"You douchebags from Jersey and points south could not act like such disrespectful nutbags while on the lake."

"Open Sundays 12-6"

"Good selection. Best prices in town."