Brett Guillory

"Ninja training is available at 16C. Email kurzweilfreak@gmail.com for details."

"If you get the General Tso's Chicken or anything else with pork fried rice, you can ask then to make it with no onions or bean sprouts if you don't like that stuff."

"When the girl asks "youwansupersoda", she's really asking "you want soup or soda"."

"I have a small ninja training group that meets here unregularly. If you're interested in joining, email me at kurzweilfreak@gmail.com."

"Say hello to the dead roaches all over the ground here for me."

"Beware of the men's bathroom: it smells like a dead hooker in there."