Brett A

"My earphones are burned out in one ear. Why do I have to wait 20m for an appointment with a 'genius' when any lesser employee on the floor can hear it's not working. Gimme my new set!"

"Mayor. What a dubious honour. Thanks Stuart, this WAS funny."

"Dear bartender: Please refrain from placing my change and ID in the ONLY wet spot on the bar. It isn't appreciated"

"These are where these leeches on society are when they're not busy evicting little old ladies to renovate & raise rent to astronomical levels."

"It's a pink house that looks like a Robot"

"This house has lots of Volvos"