Brent Messenger

"Try the Agricole Mule on a warm day: Rum, mint, lime and ginger."

"This tip is for the manager on duty. I loves me some circa-2001 QOTSA as much as the next guy, but at 130 db it was WAY over-the-top. Great Bratwurst!"

"Guys, at least put on a towel before you plop your ass on the leather couches in the locker room. What's wrong with you?"

"Nuri makes the best Margarita in the city."