Brent

"Watch out for the person to the right. Rumor has it he's up to no good. Also watch out for the person to the left. She will wear 10 patterns at once and cause visual hysteria."

"Don't bring friends"

"Take your shoes off upon entry. This is not the zoo."

"Do not throw paper towels or personal hygiene products in the toilet. Your cooperation is appreciated. -Management-"