Brendan Rudnick

"This isn't my house?! I love The Beach Boys!"

"The food and service here sucks!!! I want my money back!!!"

"Susan's a dirty liar."

"If you aren't friends with Dylan Clifton, what's the point of even going to this school, gaaaaaaahd!"

"I see more than a few people leaving bad tips about this place. This isn't Denny's or ihop. The people do what they can and they do it well!"