Brandon Riesenbeck

"Best General Tso's chicken in Roanoke!"

"Sign a one year contract at $25 a month and get a free coffee mug with ten free cups of coffee at Uptown Joe's."

"Try "The W.""

"Try Community Grocery on the corner of Elm and 2nd. Owners are very friendly and the prices are lower than a lot of convenience stores."

"Peanut allergy? Stay away."

"Don't get near the river if you can't swim. You'll drown."