Brandon Pearson

"How many technicians does it take to print my files from a usb stick? I'll let you know when I finally get it done..."

"That blue Mustang with the white striping? He's a cop. Speed trap alert!"

"Absent hostess is absent. Wanted to place a to-go order. She finally shows up and tell me 'go to the bar, I don't have time.' What??"

"One stop shop! I even get my pet food here. They have the good stuff you can't get at Petco!"

"Ask for Leah. She's the best!"

"Great selection of Pet Food! This really is a one-stop shop."