Brandon Montrey

"Don't let fat drunk college bitches in front of you if you plan to order food."

"TSA is all about the grope! Don't touch my baggage, bro!"

"Gigantic Hawaiian mall..."

"Stay on the lagoon side because the sand on the other side of the pier is all gravel."

"Watched the race finish in October of 2010"

"Do your paperwork so you can get your 2% incentive bonus! Also, while you're here, wash the truck and tidy up fr the next duty crew coming on."