Brandon Seifert

"New bathroom code: 1234"

"One of the biggest local venues, but box office is cash only -- and the ATM is $3! And then I had both the people checking IDs AND the bartender be dicks to me, when I'd been perfectly polite to them."

"I like this place, but the wifi is practically non-functioning."

"Don't be ridiculous. OMSI is great for adults too -- just, perhaps, not for you."