Brandon B

"This place has the worst service I've even had. No food could possibly taste good enough to be worth coming here."

"Good sandwiches but at night turns into hang out for high school losers that think they can play an instrument"

"I need an oil change, not a lecture."

"Why is the bathroom so weird here?!?!"

"Its a great spot to propose to the perfect women."

"Touch the dial in the bathroom now!!"