Brandie Jones

"Slowest pharmacy drive thru ever."

"If you're a lady, they'll all take advantage of you except for Canaan! He's the best guy!"

"Make sure you check out Buy One, Get One Half! You buy your first pair of shoes and get the second of equal or lesser value for half price!"

"You even say or think the name of this town, you lose IQ points."

"The patio is pet-friendly. Bring your cute dogs and the ladies will go above and beyond to serve you."

"Stay out of Nikki's section. You won't get waited on. Awful service and I'm Mayor of 3 Waffle Houses, so I'm here a lot."