Brad Cordeiro

"Combine the hot sauce and sweet sauce on the pulled pork for a Tass of heaven"

"He customers here are a freak show. Enjoy."

"A cheap imitation of 495 Productions, they are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

"Try one of the coffee-based drinks!"

"Open a lot of major holidays, with happy hour prices!"

"My chicken was severely undercooked, probably won't be coming back."