Brad Cecil

"Best barber in town"

"This place is evil. If you like this restaurant, the chances are good that you too are a stupid f***ing redneck."

"Gross. I stopped here to use the bathroom and checked in on four square by mistake. I wouldn't eat here if they paid me."

"You really should not eat here. This is some of the lamest Indian food we've ever eaten. Go somewhere else."

"Best to visit by boat."

"Quiet area is in the back -- no cell phones. :-)"