Philip Johnson

"£10 to park £11.50 with meal voucher can't go wrong. Ample parking too."

"Spaces for 80 my arse! Tighter than Fred Wests cavity wall! Foods good though."

"Paid for farm and play centre but we are now sat outside play centre for 30 mins in rain whilst they have a private party. Not happy."

"Watch out for cows ears!"

"Big breakfast Sandwich is a must. nom nom nom. See pic for details."

"Keep the noise down and it's a 30 zone not 40, 50 or 60"