Brandon Paoni

"Their Philly is the stuff of legends, best sub I ever had and its not even close."

"What can I say besides the fact that its Wrigley Field, wonderful place to catch a game. A shrine to baseball! My kids also got to run the bases, can't too that!"

"Pure unadulterated chaos, but the kids had a good time and met Darth Maul. The food sucks and the bathroom makes all kinds of farting noises...."

"Crappy hotel but its cheap, has a pool/jacuzzi, and is by the highway. I'm always 50/50 on staying here...."

"Great place to bring the kids. You can golf up to three 18 hole rounds on one paid admission. Plus there is a laser maze and a punch/kick activity sensor thing that'll wear the kids out!!!!"

"Try the Flaming Cheese aka Saganaki! OPA!!!!"