Bill Clayton

"In summer (or any fine weather) be prepared to Q like a mother Hubbard to get served...the line WILL be out the door....what I do is actually buy 2 rounds at a time......I'm not kidding"

"Leave a tip.....isn't that ironic?"

"Don't eat the food here"

"The panto is fab. Loads of effort has gone into it"

"I recommend the fish fingers and smiley faces"

"Don't get on after the train has left the station"