Boris Carries

"L-S-U!!!!!!!!"

"I see what you did there. NICE!"

"Don't show up without peanut butter or sweet potatoes!"

"BRING YA CHIN STRAP!!!!"

"Not bad but.... Steak kabobs over cooked. Paper plates!?!?! The one in Baton Rouge was better IMHO"

"Car rider line: Westbound, get on the shoulder approaching the school. Eastbound, pull onto the westbound shoulder as far left as possible approaching the entrance driveway. It's not that hard ppl!"