Boobie Miles

"Best glory hole in Nebraska!"

"For a free cart: be sure to tell the guys in the pro shop, "If the moon were made of spare ribs Dale Hardy would probably try to eat it.""

"tell the guys in the pro shop, "Dale Hardy could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.""

"tell the guys in the pro shop, "Robert Haumont spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.""

"tell the guys in the pro shop, "Dale Hardy is an ass clown.""

"tell the guys in the pro shop, "Dale Hardy is a fag.""