Bone Daddy

"They hate it when you butt chug the samples, but will still take your money. Checked my brother-in-law's prostate in the bathroom and he is A-ok."

"Do not bring roadkill in and offer it to be displayed. They've turned me down 12 times now. Overall the store is very pleasant, but the toilets do NOT have bidets so you have to rinse off in the sink."

"My baby brother brought me here to celebrate my birthday. Our best friend is Mexican and he said it didn't taste authentic. Their baracho beans were were too spicy though. 9.5/11"

"I choked on a dry-ass biscuit here in '15. Landen Lucas gave me the Heimlich manuever. Then he took me up to his room and made me choke on his hawg."

"Their mascot "Cane" is a golden retriever. He hangs out in the bathroom and will lick your scrum for tips."

"Their tilapia is to die for. They ship in fresh from Wuhan, China every day. Their catch of the day is usually raccoon or opossum."