BoMefus

"I'm standing next to Uranus."

"Never, Ever, EVER rent here. Utilities go out, no control of air conditioning or heat, moldy basements, and roaches are just a few problems. You WILL get stuck with a lease you cannot get out of."

"Good authentic Chinese food is right next door at Jen Jens."

"If you want to get murdered, this place is PERFECT!!!"

"A sign that reads, "Do Not Talk to the Cook" would be helpful. Beware!!!"

"Do not get your Missouri car inspection here. They just want your $$$. It's overpriced and not trustworthy."