Bob Luckey

"They are down two waiters the night before thanksgiving. Ouch!"

"This is NOT an AT&T store even though Foursquare insists on calling it that."

"Do not squueze the little brain zombie stress dolls too hard. They will explode in an orgy of digested brain bits and blood! (It will look damned awesome though!)"

"Don't count on the one in the Tan building having ice after 4:30."

"Check out the flowers on unit four. They are beautiful!"

"They have the new magic flavor Coke machines!!!"