Bobby Gordon

"Wowww the buffalo mini wrap is frik'in delicious (see what I did there?)"

"Free wifi capped at 20 minutes??? What year is this 2006?"

"I'd rather pay 40 cents a gallon more than wait in line at this station. People are slowwwww. Why is this so difficult for some people?"

"Come on the first weekend after the farm opens for Pick-Your-Own, and you will find trees with fruit by the handful; no ladder required!"

"Girls, no joke, one of the bartenders here roofied my friend. Be super careful. He still works here (named Mike?)"

"House special!"